What you can see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?
“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”
“Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It’s a Special Branch vehicle, and they don’t want the public to know what it looks like.”
Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.