Copper

More like a policeman

What three things would have to coincide to ruin your life in one week?

“1) All games consoles destroyed. 2) Britain bans cheese. 3) Being made to shower every day.”

“It was that game that put the Everton ship back on the road”

Alan Green

Cameron Diaz encourages women to keep their pubic hair in her new book.

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Increase the life of your carpets by rolling them up and keeping them in the garage.