What they call Colin in Ireland
What invention are you waiting for?
“A robot that can beat me at Twister and doesn’t fart.”
Jose Antonio Camacho
“Please do not bring plastic bin bags to wear. We’ve had runners tripping over them, and they just end up in landfill.”
Warning to competitors in the 2017 Bath Half Marathon
Mums: A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children’s shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets.