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What you see in a Yorkshire gallery

What benefits of aging have you discovered?

“You get to be ruder, angrier, and more racist, and nobody tells you off.”

“If you don’t score you are not going to win a match.”

Bobby Robson

“6.10pm: Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Bennett’s estranged cousin, Mr.Collins, writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourne – the house he will inherit on Mr.Bennett’s death. Mrs. Bennett rallies the residents to stop him setting up a minicab service.”

TV Listing, Hampstead and Highgate Express

Beat bicycle theft by towing a horse box behind your bike. When you stop, simply padlock the cycle securely inside the horse box.