
Snowball
Curt utterance from an umpire

What invention are you waiting for?
“The bus.”

“Born in America. John returned to his native Japan”
Mike Gratton

“The Progression of Wind Energy Trade Fair continues today as planned after it was necessary to evacuate the lightweight exhibition halls yesterday due to a cyclone.”
Der Bild

Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.