Argosy

“I’ll go and have a look”

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What makes you cry?

“Dr Who when Rose left. Dr Who when Madame de Pompadour died. Dr Who when Donna’s memory was wiped. Dr Who when the ninth doctor died. Oh, and the plight of the hungry.”

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Ebonics Assignment

Leroy must use each vocabulary word in a sentence
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“Neil Baker is standing on the touchline with hands in tracksuit bottoms scratching his head.”

Graham McGarry

“At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster radioed a coastguard on the spot and asked him to estimate the wind speed. He replied that he was sorry, but he didn’t have a gauge. However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown his Land Rover off the cliff.”

Aberdeen Evening Express

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Men: Avoid that awkward air trap in the end of a condom by popping a little pin hole in the end.

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