A soft fruit with a speech defect
What invention are you waiting for?
“The invention I was eagerly awaiting was penicillin. It’s helped me no end. Thank you for giving me this opportunity to give a public shout to Sir Alexander Fleming. Boo-yah!”
“6.10pm: Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Bennett’s estranged cousin, Mr.Collins, writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourne – the house he will inherit on Mr.Bennett’s death. Mrs. Bennett rallies the residents to stop him setting up a minicab service.”
TV Listing, Hampstead and Highgate Express
Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your head stuck in railings you’ll be able to grease your ears and slide out.