Avoidable

What a cow with a headache does

What do you regret?

“My last move in Scrabble. I put “ravens”. I could have put “ravines” and hit a triple-word score.”

“Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.”

Kevin Keegan

Stench at Shropshire bio-gas site blamed on new employee.

The Shropshire Star

Avoid chips on your windscreen by not leaving your car parked near the kebab shop on a saturday night.