Cenotaph

A Welsh laxative

Take us through your morning routine.

“I get up at 4:30am and do a ten-mile run before writing 2000 words of my novel. Then I wake up.”

“Hodge scored for Forest after 22 seconds – totally against the run of play.”

Peter Lorenzo

“Our wardens have removed a naked statue of Donald Trump Union Square. The NYCP stands firmly against any unpermitted erections, no matter how small.”

New York City Parks department statement

Anorexics: When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.