Norwich

A thing Chinese taxi drivers have to pass

Suggest a low budget movie title

“The Dis-count of Monte Cristo”

“And Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds”

Peter Jones

“Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she said it was because she was missing her Italian boyfriend.”

Manchester Evenings News

Convince people you are mentally ill by going out in the freezing cold in the middle of the night to queue for a computer game.