Goblet

A small mouth

Suggest a low budget movie title

“The Six Billion Zimbabweian-Dollar Man”

“I don’t want to compare Bowditch to Matt Le Tissier, but the way he scored his goal was similar to Matt.”

Joe Royle

“Unfortunately, Slimming World has had to cancel its meetings here on Saturday mornings as the group is too large for the room.”

A poster seen in a leisure centre

Girls: Next time you feel like throwing a ball over-arm, don’t, because you can’t and it just looks silly. Just throw it girlie under-arm style, and no-one will laugh at you, or get hurt.