Phlegmatic

Battery operated handkerchief

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What modern commandments should we add?

“Thou shalt not Twitter details of argument with girlfriend and get everyone to tweet back which of you was right.”

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Book spines, as if on a shelf

Golden Memories

Some of the less well-known Little Golden Books
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“It’s 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.”

Radio 5 Live commentator

“To those of you texting in regarding the news item about the Vera Lynn tribute flypast, this event has been hampered by poor weather, not by Paul Weller.”

BBC 6 Music

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Stop nosey neighbours from knowing which room you’re in by stealthily crawling around the house on all fours.

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