Panting

Jamaican cooking receptacle

What is your definition of success?

“Discovering that a paper shredder doubles as a cheese grater.”

“The game has gone rather scrappy as both sides realise they could win this match or lose it.”

Kevin Keegan

“To those of you texting in regarding the news item about the Vera Lynn tribute flypast, this event has been hampered by poor weather, not by Paul Weller.”

BBC 6 Music

Disappoint wasps this summer by smearing cold tea on your ears instead of honey.