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What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?

“I do.”

“Lampard’s not the first player to run to the crowd with lips over his mouth.”

Adrian Chiles

“6.10pm: Pride and Prejudice. Mr. Bennett’s estranged cousin, Mr.Collins, writes to announce his imminent visit to Longbourne – the house he will inherit on Mr.Bennett’s death. Mrs. Bennett rallies the residents to stop him setting up a minicab service.”

TV Listing, Hampstead and Highgate Express

Mums: A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children’s shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets.