A Welsh laxative
Take us through your morning routine.
“I get up at 4:30am and do a ten-mile run before writing 2000 words of my novel. Then I wake up.”
“Our wardens have removed a naked statue of Donald Trump Union Square. The NYCP stands firmly against any unpermitted erections, no matter how small.”
New York City Parks department statement
Anorexics: When your knees become fatter than your legs, start eating cakes again.