Parasites

What you can see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?

“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”

“That could have been his second yellow card, if he’d already got his first one of course”

Trevor Brooking

“Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It’s a Special Branch vehicle, and they don’t want the public to know what it looks like.”

The Guardian

Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.