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Partially clothed

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What three things would have to coincide to ruin your life in one week?

“1) All games consoles destroyed. 2) Britain bans cheese. 3) Being made to shower every day.”

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Ebonics Assignment

Leroy must use each vocabulary word in a sentence
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“Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals”

Peter Withe

Six foot boa constrictor. Free to a good home. Very friendly, good eater, likes children.

Pets section advert, Sheerness Times and Guardian

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A next door neighbour’s car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

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