Atrophy

What I won for the 50 metre sack race

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What modern commandments should we add?

“Just don’t be a dick, alright?”

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Condom Sponsorship

What if condoms were sponsored?
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“At this stage of the season I just tell the players to get points under their bags.”

George Graham

“Mantle Books have announced that senior editor Sophie Orme will not be returning from maternity leave after an internal restructure.”

Bookseller Weekly

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Fat Ladies: Go to Weight-watchers! There’s bound to be a much fatter lady than you there. Simply befriend her, then always take her along when you go out. Everyone will laugh at her instead and you’ll feel much better.

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