Subdued

A less than cool person

What is your top tip for having a happy holiday?

“ALCOHOL!”

“Anyone who takes drugs should be hammered.”

Andy Gray

“Due to unforeseen circumstances, clairvoyant Trisha will not be appearing in the Kevin Bird Suite tomorrow night.”

Mansfield Town Football Club tweet

Stop squirrels and birds taking food from your bird table by placing the food inside a biscuit tin, and securing the lid with heavy duty tape.