Buffoon

Wind instrument with an inflated sense of its own importance

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What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?

“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”

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Condom Use

Some DO and DON’T tips for condom use
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“I don’t want to be either partial or impartial.”

Frank McLintock

“This toilet is a display model. Please ask a member of staff if you would like to watch a demonstration.”

Sign spotted at the London Boat Show

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No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

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