Collegiate

What they call Colin in Ireland

What invention are you waiting for?

“A robot that can beat me at Twister and doesn’t fart.”

“We were in an awkward position against Yugoslavia in that in order to win we needed to score more goals than they did.”

Jose Antonio Camacho

“Please do not bring plastic bin bags to wear. We’ve had runners tripping over them, and they just end up in landfill.”

Warning to competitors in the 2017 Bath Half Marathon

Mums: A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children’s shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets.