Wind instrument with an inflated sense of its own importance
What have you ever said that you’ve regretted?
“Yes, I’d love to come to a recording of The Now Show.”
“This toilet is a display model. Please ask a member of staff if you would like to watch a demonstration.”
Sign spotted at the London Boat Show
No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.