Herbal bread mix
Take us through your morning routine.
“I get up at 4:30am and do a ten-mile run before writing 2000 words of my novel. Then I wake up.”
“Unfortunately, Slimming World has had to cancel its meetings here on Saturday mornings as the group is too large for the room.”
A poster seen in a leisure centre
Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat friend’s arse, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off smoking any of them.